Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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