he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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