It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Randomize
