so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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