Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
BRING THE BAGELS
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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