Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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