You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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