It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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