so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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