hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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