Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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