thus making me awesome and them whores
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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