a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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