where am i from again
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
