the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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