Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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