i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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