I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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