its not stalking. its research.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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