Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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