Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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