I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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