So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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