Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
