What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize