Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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