To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Randomize
