I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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