Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We need a shit load of segways right now
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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