Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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