I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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