Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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