fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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