Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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