omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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