I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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