Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize