I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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