New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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