On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
His nipple licking is glorious
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