i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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