I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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