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I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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