Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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