Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
