Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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