who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
