There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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