Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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