Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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