I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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