If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
