I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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