She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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