Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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