Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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